Time isn’t the main thing. It is the only thing

Whether it’s slowing down an intruder or fitting a shutter door at record speed, time is what counts…

Time is a funny thing. Sometimes you want to slam on the brakes; other times, you’d do anything to speed up. Take my recent getaway to Bidford, for example. There I was, lounging on the balcony, soaking in the stunning Warwickshire scenery, and wishing time would just slow down. 

I wanted to savour the moment, much like I wanted my glass of chardonnay to last just a little bit longer. But that yearning for a slower pace didn’t stick around for long. During our trip, my wife and I stumbled upon a local festival. The highlight of the event? The annual rubber duck race! 

Around 3,000 rubber ducks were dropped into the nearby river, with the first four winning a prize. Naturally, my competitive spirit kicked in, and I had to get involved! But despite my very enthusiastic cheering from the sidelines, not one of the 10 ducks I’d sponsored challenged for the top spots. They weren’t even close. Instead, they floated leisurely downstream, clearly in no hurry to get to the finish line in any kind of respectable time! Glaciers move faster! 

It got me thinking about the odd relationship we have with time and speed… In a break-in situation, both are absolutely crucial. When an emergency strikes, we need to get a replacement shutter to the customer as fast as possible. A quick response means the premises aren’t left exposed, saving the business money and a whole lot of stress. 

However, when it comes to the attack itself, the challenge flips. In those moments, our goal is to stretch time as much as possible. We want to slow down the criminals and give the security team or police every opportunity to catch them red-handed. 

If you read my article last week, you’ll know we’re in the midst of getting our shutter doors accredited to the latest version of the BRE LPS 1175 standard. As part of this rigorous process, we sent our products to an independent testing facility, where a couple of burly guys were tasked with beating our doors to a pulp.

Patrick, the larger of the two testers, looked like he’d just stepped off the set of Gladiators! All joking aside, he was a lovely chap, although not necessarily someone I’d wish to meet in a dark alley… Each attack lasted three minutes before they switched tools and started again. 

The first door tested withstood a whopping 36 minutes of relentless assault. Not bad at all. But here’s where it gets interesting… That particular shutter doesn’t even have all the bells and whistles. It lacks end retention, armed laths and other safety features you’d find on a regular Trellidor door. 

In fact, we consider this door so basic, that we only offer it by special request! And yet it was still able to withstand 36 minutes of continual assault using a wide variety of implements including hammers, chisels and anything else the testers could lay their hands on from the toolbox. If our ‘basic’ shutter can hold its own against Patrick and his toolbox of terror, just imagine what our fully equipped models can do!

If you’d like to see how strong our shutter doors really are, come and visit us on stand 25 at Retail Risk – Leicester.

From spacecrafts to shutters…

As tests continue on the stranded Starliner spacecraft, our writer has been on a testing mission of his own…

 

Eight days. That’s how long their mission was meant to Last. 

Now it’s emerged that two American astronauts could be stuck on the International Space Station (ISS) until 2025, pending the results of make-or-break tests. Astronauts Wilmore and Williams were launched into orbit on 5th June aboard Boeing’s new Starliner spacecraft. But the journey didn’t go as smoothly as planned. 

The spacecraft encountered a series of problems on approach, including leaks in its propulsion system and the untimely shutdown of some thrusters. Since then, Boeing has been putting the Starliner through a series of remote tests, trying to iron out the wrinkles and convince NASA that it’s safe to bring the astronauts back home. 

Now, I’m no rocket scientist, but I can definitely relate to the pressure of rigorous testing… 

Down here on Earth, our security grilles and shutters are also under some serious scrutiny. And trust me, the BRE LPS 1175 tests could give Boeing’s engineers a run for their money – well, almost… 

If you’re not familiar with the term, LPS 1175 is a rating used by the Loss Prevention Certification Board (LPCB) to categorise how long it would take an intruder to breach physical security measures such as grilles, shutters and doors. 

The testers use a variety of instruments from a designated toolkit to perform a series of attacks for a set length of time. How well the product stands up to this onslaught determines whether it’s awarded an SR1, SR2, or SR3 accreditation. 

Although our high-security designs already meet the LPS 1175 Issue 7 standards, in the world of security – much like in space – you’ve got to stay ahead of the game. The tactics thieves use are constantly evolving, and we need to evolve with them. 

So this week I made my way to the BRE facility in Watford, where we kicked off the testing process for Issue 8 – the latest iteration of the LPS standards. 

Here I spent the whole day watching two burly testers (seriously, they looked more like cage fighters!) batter the living daylights out of our products with an impressive armoury of tools. Knives, hammers, chisels, drills, hacksaws – you name it, those guys used it! But there’s more to the process than just brute force. 

The whole exercise is incredibly thorough, with testers measuring a plethora of data points to ensure accuracy and reliability. And this is what many people don’t realise – a huge amount of work goes into earning that LPCB badge. It might not be the most pleasant task, and it’s definitely not cheap, but we fully support the accreditation process. 

As an independent benchmark for protection against forced entry, it gives customers peace of mind that our products are built to withstand even the most determined intruder. 

And at the end of the day, that’s what truly matters. Whether you’re 250 miles above Earth or have both feet safely on the ground, knowing you’re protected is priceless.

 

William Waller

Managing Director

Trellidor UK